From sauce to ketchups, chutney, Jam and cordial, cook
if like the way you like or eat as it is. The appearance after sliced in to
nice pieces, and decorating the salads and curries layering them on top or
around the plates or on dishes – make you feel happy. You can try plenty of
innovations dishes and businesses on ‘TOMATOES AND POTATOES. What do you say? Am
I wrong?
Potato Farmer and the tomato farmer ‘ should know’
if the next friend is growing tomatoes plus the next and the next and the next
and all are growing tomatoes ‘ the prices’ may decrease ‘ the demand may go
down’ not go up. Nature. ‘Traditions are good’ and must respect yet old ways
are not always good or applicable for everything.
Cultivating things ‘old ways’ or ‘friendly ways’
is alright but doing something better from the outcome or from the harvest ‘old
ways’ are not good always this has to change in to ‘modern ways’ adding colours
of ‘technologized’ marketing.
Surely when thinking of the growing population ‘the
number of suppliers of goods and food has to increase, locally if not have to
import lets not import. The total number of things produce – currently from the
things we grow better change or must see some ‘difference’, it is true that numberwise
we need and like to see big ‘numbers’in
the processes of ,manufacturing or producing things but at the same time there
are must think of things ‘the quantities plus qualities’ have to be good
friends or mango friends even in the future for a ‘better tomato and potato
future’ we know all these. The mango season is yet to come- what plans you have
‘the owners of mango trees in Dambulla, Anuradhapura or in Polonnaruwa , and small
scale – Rata amba and Karaththakolamaban growers. We will in the future talk
about ‘How to be a Mangolianiare’ no we should not forget ‘ Amba Pere’ ‘attitude’
– when the season goes faster than we can expect ‘ the ‘amba pere’ has to go
and settle in a ‘different place’ comes out with a new technologized look.
No I must not talk too much about Magolians today
but about Potatolians and Tomatolians’ ‘the farmers and the customers’ the
sauces and the ketchups and jams and cordial lovers and manufactures. I will
try.
This is year – 2012 (19th October)
‘We still
think that ‘if my neighbor is going to start a little kade near the main road I
also should start the same’ then the next is also sometimes thinking of the
same. ‘If others can do why can’t I do the same’ and ‘if they can grow banana
or papaya why can’t I grow’? If ‘MD’ can do all these in a very professional
ways ‘do you think that I will not be able to do the same’?
We need to change this mentality I suppose. ‘we
can do anything everything is possible’ no doubt ‘but ‘we need to have the relevant
knowledge’ ‘ just having a thought in mind will not help you to become ‘ a
tomatolian or potatolian’ ‘ read and learn the book of ‘technology’, the book
of how to take care of’ ‘ how to touch the market’, how to touch the heart of
the customer’, how to catch the mind of the dealer’ how to love the soil of the
earth’, ‘what to do when all grow same’ or ‘love the same’ ‘ how to face
competition’ ‘ how to go away from hazels’ ‘ the pests and pesticides not to
use when feel commit suicide but to safe guard the ‘Tomatolians and potatolians’.
If my neighbor is cultivating tomatoes can’t I buy
the stuff from him and take them to the market or what if I start a little
business like ‘making jam- tomatoes’ or chutney’- @‘home end’. May be your
somebody or my somebody else can start a little outlet near a ‘no one is
visiting ‘footpaths’ or kandak langa punchi kadayak daagena pelak hadagena kind
of a place’. Stupid that is OLD WAYS of starting businesses ‘ Paalu paarawal
wala driving igena gena wedak thiyenawaye’ ‘ must have a plan to start
something in ‘PROPER PLACE OR @ a ‘ APPROPRIATE PLACE’ ‘ game kopi kade kind of
a place is alright – at least in the mornings and evenings people gather there
to talk about ‘townies’. All kopi kada and thea kada can start selling
tomatoes- ketchups and jams I make at home plus chips – potatoes, as a side
business. Agree? A cup of coffee with
some chips- Potatoes how about that?
No not potato bites I have no such plans. The Bars
– Beer the most popular are closing and Milk bars are opening these days so I
do not want to be a ‘failure – businesswoman ’ don’t you feel that this can be
a ‘healthy’ start ‘collating tomatoes to catch the market of ketchups’ ?
‘Oh Corex’- Why these stupidlionaires
adding something else hiding behind the ‘shelves of pharmaceuticals and kill
people ‘ for god sake add some tomato or potato juice if have no choice’ ‘who
has issued them the licenses Sir?
May be ‘Mr. or Ms. Whoever’ ‘old like me or young
like you’ ‘Mary Or John’ ‘Kamala or ‘Wimala or Dotty’ ‘Boralu’ or ‘Galaya’ can start
an outlet to sell my ‘home made ketchups’ & should try and keep a side of
the table of jams and cordial some carrots and Salad leaves, additionally ‘just
to give the lovers of home made stuff a little hint on ‘a healthy salad can do
wonders for a glowing mind forget the
face, glowing –outerly.
May be ‘Ben 10’ can buy the whole stuff that the ‘Tin
Tin grows in Nuwara or in Nuwara eliya’. I can suggest ‘Incredible Hulk’ to
come and take all if like and start a little side business in his country in an
incredible way’. ‘He can change the name or ‘add some advertising’ if like ‘
Incredible Potatolians or Tomatolians for a healthy life’.
Boralu you are so lazy sometimes just eat the fish
Dotty cooks and do not think of growing some potatoes in the garden –home. I
will ask Tom and Jerry to come and buy ‘I will design a little ‘leaf-let for
you to go and distribute ‘only among friends’. Wimala will you call me if
Galaya agrees to help Boralu. ‘ STOP thinking of trophies always and keeping
them near your refrigerator’ ‘ how about refrigerating some fresh tomatoes
darling dotty’
Mr Patrick I have a little question to ask you. No
actually it is a big question like selling potatoes. ‘Why we really have to
IMPORT NOT EXPORT TOMATOES’ – I know that you have a ‘kade a huge’ in
Panadura’. Sorry for using the word ‘kade’ now you run a big business how can I
call it a kade’ ‘can I use the word ‘Supermarket’
Tony still loves tomatoes, Patrick I hope you
still remember these things. Tony is from Spain. Hey Tony I saw you on
Aljazeera this morning you were so happily fighting with Tomatoes not fighting
for tomatoes.
See brother if you this fond of fighting with
tomatoes we can send you some tomatoes that we do not want to sell here but do
not mind selling in Spain. Not that we can not sell them here ‘we love tomatoes
+ Salad leaves+ green chilly+ lime (few drops)+ salt mixing with so gorgeously
decorated with artistically carved ‘tomatoes’ served in a Ceramic plate made in
Sri Lanka.
I am sure that the Hotel I like Taj Samudra’ so
much only once visited ‘one of the main
menus ‘ SALADS’ – OF YOUR CHOICE ‘ do you mind dear Manager buying ‘all stuff
tomatoes from ‘Weerasekera of ‘Bandarawela’. Just give me a ring if like I know
weerasekera he is a man with a very brave heart’. I am sure that he will find a
way to send tomatoes to your door step.
Mr Weerasekera’s brother, Mr Dimo is a good LORRY
MUDALALI may be he will take the responsibility of transporting them to Colombo
- Taj. He is such a cute man though people call him ‘batta’. (batta or batti we
only call when we really feel so much of affection towards a girl or a boy’).
There was one ‘batta’ that we EVEN HATE TO USE or HEAR THE WORD ‘Thank goodness’ that we do not hear that
word anymore.
Hello dear Manager ‘Ella – Wellawaya’’ Restaurant’
from where do you buy Tomatoes and Potatoes when the season of ‘tourists let
you become so busy and busy and busier’’ You go to nearby shop or kade no ‘that’s
bad’ why can’t you just ring mr weerasekara when his friend ‘Mr Baduraliya
comes ‘that way’ he can ‘send and drop’ some potatoes there and go.’ Why not
some tomatoes as well?
Why some say, always ‘no option’ AlJazeera ? Can’t
we ask the ‘Guy’ and the ‘girl’ who says ‘I have no option’ while applying more
blusher on her right cheek’ ( my words) can’t you just suggest them to grow
some Tomatoes and send them to Spain. Don’t know whether the Spanish’s allows
‘or not allows outside tomatoes and take them ‘in’ for girls and pals ‘in and out of Spain’ to fight
with tomatoes. AlJazeera please convey this message to the girl ‘outdoor’ you
spoke with.
Hey Girl,
It is sad to hear that you say ‘I have no option’
try and say always ‘I have an option’. I suggest you better try to prosper your
life going taking some ‘tuition’ from a recognized ‘institution’ on ‘how I
should change my business – ‘current’ that I do because I have no other option’
in to another business –better with a good option of earning dollars or pounds’
‘ you talked bravely before ‘ Camera’ can’t you try ‘acting’ ‘ you can finally
be happy ‘Senasura maaru Unaa’ senasuru Maaruwa’ ‘ Sikura aawa or something’
‘We respect you no matter what job you do’- acting
is a good job and we respect our heroines and heroes’
Love
Sandika –
And guy M’Juan (not his real name) I have no
sympathy for you ‘ if you say ‘I have no option’ hereafter ‘ we will send you
to ‘Haiti’ they needed ‘good strong guys in the battle front ‘ ‘ SELL TOMATOES
‘ OR POTATOES ‘for all ‘ ‘SURPRISINGLY EUROPE’ pls tell him Al Jazeera.
Where are these ‘we work for women’ ‘we want a
better world for women’ ‘GROUPS’ WHERE ARE THEY HIDING. COME UP WITH SOME WORLD
WIDE SOLUTIONS IF YOU REALLY WANT WOMEN TO ‘LIVE GOOD’ ESCAPING FROM THE ‘NON
ACCEPTABLE ‘JOBS. ‘ they say ‘I have no option’ how about suggesting an option.
This is ‘no joke’ – seriously we need to think of
‘if all want to grow potatoes’ and ‘nothing else’ ‘ what can we do with them’ ‘
How can we use them without wasting them and not letting our ‘cultivated with
tear and sweat’ of farmers and loans’ - ‘dear tomatoes’ allowing just falling
and kissing the soil near ‘Tomatoes plants’. Can we do that? No way suggest
something good the ‘expertees – Tomatoes and potatoes’
‘ The rule of ‘must use plastic containers for
safe transporting of veggies, fruities and tomatoes and beans plus ladies
fingers from Dambulla to Kilinochchi or to Paanama can be easily done + ‘stop
wastage or do not let them getting spoil on the way’- is that for sure.
Who wants to be a ‘tomatolinonaire’?
My contestant today is ‘very independent’, very
‘telewised’, so networked’ Madunika Karaputugala
You have already won ’10 000’ ‘are you confident’
or still so nerves
‘I am confident’
Here comes the 1, 25 000 worth question
What is the biggest leaf of the world – old? ‘
world – young’?
(A). Banana
(B). Tomato
(C). Coconut
(D)Karapincha
Answer
is ‘D – Karapincha’
So
you think it is karapincha
Ok
let’s ask ‘my computer’
‘My
Computer’ please reveal the answer and confirm
She
is right ‘you just now received 125 000
So
you have won ‘Potatolian blue express card’
Here
comes the 100 000 worth question
Oh
I am so nervous
‘Do
not worry’ you have come this far and even won a ‘sammanaya’ Madunika coz you
are talented.
Just
relax and answer the following
Name
the God of war
(A)Mars
(B)Potato
(C)Venus
(D)
Capricorn ( friend of Aries)
I think the answer is ‘B – Potato’
‘Not be tomato’
Oh you are so witty
[Laughing and giggling from the audience-back
grounds]
Don’t forget if you fail to answer you will lose the
moment of embracing ‘100000’ rupees
I will ‘call a friend’
Also you have ‘ask the audience option’
NO I will call a friend
I like to call Asela Bandaranayake
‘AAYUBOWAN’ Asela what is your answer’
I think she is right the answer is potato
Let’s go for a commercial break
I just called to say 7788 I like your program -‘Who
wants to be Tomatolionaire’ and wanted to ask you ‘please add tomatolian and
potatocrore questions next time’- will you?
I wanted to talk to ‘the guy millionaire’ but
Sepalika was at the other end and said ‘I am watching ‘gee sara’ ‘try next how
to be a tomatoliannire version’ ‘ how dare you disturb me shall I tell my ‘APPACHCHI’?
