Radio Ceylon, readypition , gramophones such words and terms are no strange to the
parampara ( generations) earlier to mine and slightly to the parampara that I belong
to.
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but for me SLBC is no strange word though
I knew only one or two sewawan (services) such as Welanda Sewaya provided by the SLBC. My memories of listening to their sewavan goes back to my yester
days , childhood days, small days of my life. those memories are different to the experiences and memories that i collect and gain now
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We remember listening to pirith chanting every morning. That was the early morning habit of who ever
owned not really little in size but fairly a large radio in their . Most of
them were different shaped ones compared to the ones that we see these days. Radio
though i could read the frequencies written on the outer surface of the radio and
the numbers written I knew nothing about frequencies or about these two
letters. Even now I can confess that I know
no A – z of this subject related to fm or radio handling.
There is not enough data in my memory devise as to when
exactly this ‘Fmizing’ was setup for the first time in this world, in the entertainment and news and many more
lanes of frequencies, in the field of experiments. Even I do not know what it stands for, the
two letters - fm
I assume as
usual like in all my deciding things and
understanding things activities, methodologies, strategies of life mostly based on my own instincts that
fm is the shorten form of two big meaning.
Though it is just two letter word I think it is fairly a very heavy word
or two letters. One never can take such letters in to granted or as a joke. I know that I can easily browse relevant
information or everything relate to the birth of fm’s including analysis of the
terms relevant or applicable but I guess this way of writing is enough and
satisfying . though I only address a
limited number of readers I do not think that I only address the associates that
know the subject well but I know that there is enough of information for browsing
purposes.
So since the very first days of establishing and
popularizing the term fm parents and youth all became so fond of this they
thought this as a very good carrier opportunity for them to go beyond their
dreams, and for their kids and grownup children as well. I noticed a trend all these years that
parents are pushing their children to obtain relevant knowledge from
institutions available in the country and internationally for learning some of
them we know are recognized, popular, identified as a good places to study the
subject. So that their children can find a carrier opportunity a bit of voice
contribution in to the field of ‘voice is an important equipment, tool,
instrument’ and the ‘danno danithi groups’ people who are aware of it very well
aware that the concept of fm can be used as a mediator of change’, a
facilitator of improvement and that is not just of single sector but in many varied
areas.
This very powerful ‘for people from people’
interrelated concept, tool one has to identify or recognize accurately so that
they can use it as a ‘voice of human’
Following is no insult to any living or dead please
note that everything I have noted here are fabricated and wrote only for the
purposes of emphasizing the importance of some of the things that we hear
everyday including as a media to express my own views on certain things of the
society that were in my mind for a long time plus that I think should be
addressed or take in to people’s consideration and of the authorities,
administrations of relevant groups. Also I think that some of the things are
adjustable, and can give some things a second thought before keeping what so
ever before the public. I do not say I have not broken any such ethics during
my essaying, without my knowledge I may have done it or that is because I know
nothing of the subject of radio or fm – activities.
A conversation a dialogue between a presenter and a fan
– a listener
Fan: hello is
this sand fm?
Presenter: Helllllllloooooooo! Yes you have tried my line right on time
May I know who is speaking there and from where?
Listener: yes my
name is ‘definition’ and I am calling from ‘apahasuthagama’
Presenter: Oh welcome to my show ‘ songs for a better dialogue’ , ‘dear
definition’
Listener: Thanks, thanks!
Listener: so is
this nosell
Presenter: No I am not Nosell
My name is shewill
Listener: Sell?????????????
Presenter: I think your line is not clear I understand
your difficulties and apahasuthas in connecting with my programme definition
Please put h and other letters some where it is applicable alright and then pronounce as you
please.
Listener: why
don’t you choose a name that everyone can understand and pronounce so easily
like ‘definition or confirmation? You don’t use your really, real names no?
Presenter: actually I have tried to change my name
Shell in to shall or social but what to do this is what I got that is ‘shell’.
Listener: may be you should begin a contest ‘suggest a
name’ kind of?
Presenter: well we’ll think of it later? you just try
to listen to what we are giving to you. What authority you have to suggest such
things for me?
Listener: hahahahhah! Alright, alright shell. Can you
replay your scheduled to be aired list of songs please?
Presenter:
Oh! Sure why not
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Maa baala kaaaale
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Midule weli maaligawe
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Eya horen horen yanne mata paaduwei
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Jaya apatai jaya apatai // athana methane kothena giyath
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Behai kiyala behai kiyala beah thatu lebune
piyabanna behai kiyala beha
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Epa unoth heta owna wei naawoth eyata
tharaha hithei
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Badagini welaa maa giya kala puthuge geta
menalaa wee tikak dunnai mallakata
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Kumbuke linda langadi
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Kurulu game kurulu gedara kurulu kumari
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Haa haa hari haawa kele medin aaawa hita
gena ganga gaawa pen ugurak beewa
Listener: Please play ‘ badagini welaa
maa giya kala puthuge geta for me , for my wife, my neighbours, Kalu maama,
lindalanga gedara nenda , Kalu nangi, redipition gedara akka and for all
apahasuthagama families and friends
Presenter: alright but before that let me move on to a
commercial break and come back with ‘badagini welaa maa giya kala puthuge geta’
Listener
: but before that let me tell you one thing I do not want to listen to any HR J
songs via your fm channel I listen to ‘jothimath Jothi Raathriya’ every
night so give me the one I requested or any song like in the play list of ‘dahasak mal’
Do you know Dilrukshi by the way? I like
her voice
Presenter: Alright , alright you are a very little difficult listener. Listen definition don’t ask me any other
names famous don’t you think that shell
is famous and good too?
Listener: Yeah I asked only one thing no
that is I do not want any HR J songs via your
fm ok I ‘ll agreed to all your other conditions no sand fm though they
are just useless requests.
Now let me move on to very commercial
break that I think will going to break all your barrier lines.
Hello friends you all don’t have to be
sad anymore during any of your walkings. The sandy’s shoes are there to help
you. We have introduced a new pair of solution that is a pair of ‘Sandals’ for
all your aches and pains of heels. And, and,
and There is special pair designed for Sandy beaches of any Islands. We assured ‘no disappointments’. What do you say all countries friends?
This is new. This is fascinating.
Once tried, you will get no feelings
of tiredness.
So for a so far so good, safe for any
bath in and out, swims local or
international try this out ‘no sand
soap’.
I think before we move on to ‘Sand’s
Opinion corner’ shall we listen to a good ‘motivation song’?
‘How about ‘we are the world, we are
the champions’ shall I play it from the pavilion end or around the wicket? This is only for champs by heart and mind
Listener:
No
actually let me tell you straight, that is definition’s way I do not want to listen
to any English songs now. To tell you frankly I watch ‘beautiful eye shuffle’
on channel Eye’ every Tuesday at 9.30 pm. So no thank you for your English songs
sand fm. Sorry to disappoint you Sand fm.
Presenter: this is really unfortunate you know you say
you do not want to listen to any HR J’s songs because you listen to jothimath
jothi gee of siyalu kala mekala and you watch
eye shuffle every Tuesday and telling me you don’t want any English songs that I
choose that is unfair you know. ok tell me one reason as to why we should run
sand fm within such neglecting and idiotic
refusals from fans and listeners like you ? If you don’t care sand fm
but care all other fm s is that reasonable or fair enough.
Because
of unfair attitude of our dear listeners I think we must stop playing any other
songs via this fm sand fm but, but
remember this thing in your mind though we don’t play any songs in the
future we will not stop any other programme we have been aired like ‘sand’s
opinion corner’. Do not forget that the programme ‘sand’s opinion corner will
be handled by handsome Trendy - Randy.
Welcome to ‘Sand’s opinion corner
for a change or for a huge change. you ‘ ll
never be
cornered in anywhere any place any seminar, any of any.
I do not say that this world is full
of opinions, or full of sand. I can say that this world is good for sand. Or
this world is tooooooooooooo good for sand. Often my fans phone me and say that
‘rocks – rocks’ than sand. Do you know what I told the guy?
I said ‘rocks are rocks’. Sands are sand. Rocks are not sand.
So he was so happy about my opinion
about sand and rocks and he said you are rocking yaaar. I said don’t call me yaaar you can call me either
jaan or sajan if you like but I am not your sajahan and I have no plans to
build any Taj Mahals.
So you watch Hindi movies? He asked
me like a thunder storm. He could have asked it in a good way no little bit pleasant
way no?
Otherwise how can I learn bit of
Hindi yaar? That was the reply that I gave the guy.
Do you speak Sinhala? I really
wanted to ask this from that guy you know.
No because you speak Hindi no why
should we learn Sinhala? He asked me in return?
Let’s start some ‘cultural
exchanges’ by you learning Sinhala me learning Hindi?
How about that? I suggested that as
well. did I suggest any other things before?
Even you can do that via Kathakali
or Bhratha Naatyam? Am I right. He was a unstoppable guy he kept on asking me
questions that could not even answer properly.
What Anarkali? Though he did not
want to tell he is a Sinhalese movie fan that is what I understood.
No I do not think Anarkali knows
Bharatha or Kathakali but I can assure you that she knows all Ballet, ballroom,
cha cha and, and, and Taaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnngoooooooooooo! Very well what do
you say news – daily alerts. ( news
daily – alerts is my co – worker)
Do you know break dances? I asked
the guy just give it a difficult dancing step to practice. I was disappointed after hearing his answer.
No once my left leg broke because me
trying to learn break dance so the kind doctors advised me to not to dance but
to listen to some good music.
Ssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
That is why you tried Sand fm?
Yeah otherwise fm’s can’t teach
their fans how to dance no because how to teach actions and movements of
dancing via frequencies?
Words and vocals have limitations
no?
But …………………
What is your name by the way?
I m ‘hitha honda’ from Hindagala
So hitha Honda you should know that we
can give you some good music and some good advises too what you can do is go to
a good dancing teacher and learn and practice afterward at home with fm music. Sorry
to disappoint you hitha Honda we have decided not to play any songs ask your
favorite DJ he might help you.
They might have any type any kind
any sort
Yes Jaan
Thanks for your advice
Welcome! Welcome!
You know actually these are not my
opinions I downloaded all these from ‘my net’
‘company’ ‘network’
You have wisdom darling that is why
you do so?
Let’s listen to the news bulleting around
the clock
Nigerian women now are ready to fight
against any health carelessness of the services of the authorities’ current or
future thanks to the immense support of the big networks.
NNP reports that in a far away tiny Island
there were some good reporters have died but very, very trusted sources
revealed that the report is a false and a fabricated one therefore the world
have to keep an eye on the fabricated reports and do the needful to refuse, talk
against such harmful for any group, society and for the sustainability of its
peace agendas, schedules. The ‘always –
walker’ said yesterday that no one can be a good reporter just by touching
things from the surface and just by single visit to any area or to any far way
Islands. The Walker also added that he says these things through his own
experiences talking to very experienced, impartial, have always maintained good
eyes on what so ever fabricating against any society or any tribe isolated or
famous they are very good set of good
reporters of the very same land and outside to the same land.
The world organization for worldly good cinematographers have suggested
to the world leaders that they should build at least a single cinema hall in
each of their countries particularly to show the movies Created by Islanders
that is to enhance better understanding of ‘ the cultures of all Islands’. They have added that without trying to
understand cultures, norms and value of each and every society it is no easy to
understand the creations of their worldly value creators, cinematographers of
the lands.
The great, great grand son of Mr. always
recognized Akira Kurasowa has questioned the world lyricists why they do not
think of maintaining a data base of
local lyrics translating each and every song in to international language
specifically in to English.
The local authorities have decided to meet
each and every family member of each and every performer, artist of the Kandy
perahera ( parade) to check whether they face any obstacles or any other things
during their living and participations that they think is essential to improve
their engagements in Traditional form of arts and also to encourage and improve
the participation especially of the young generation of the traditional
families who have been contributing their talents and time to the sacred Dalada
Perahera. Also for better performances and for their continuous participation this
will be beneficial and can be used as a tool of immediate appreciation
The responsible authorities reveled to sand
fm administration that there is a special plan to be established to organize a
competition for ‘good road users’ without really letting them know in prior to
the competition, award ceremony not just to surprise them but to encourage and
appreciate their ‘good ways of driving and walking along the roads’. The categories are as follows ‘ the very
disciplined driver of the year’, very disciplined ‘pedestrian of the year’. And
for the awards the International road users association will be sponsoring with
so much respect to all local and international road rules. This will be particularly
an ‘effortless but useful competition’. The list or the finalists will be chosen
watching and viewing the ‘CCTV’ cameras hidden and fitted along the roads, near
colour lights etc. The soul decider of
the finalists and of course of the winners will be the department of Traffic,
SL Police. And if they found out that
any one from their departments have broken any of the road rules they will be
immediately transferred to an isolated site not as punishment but truly as a
learning experience.
The ministry of fruits said that they are
doing a survey to find out the sellers or producers, growers who are
encouraging to use or injecting any artificial things/chemicals to fasten the
process of ripe the fruits that are no good for consuming in the long run that
is to safe guard the good health of fruity consumers.
Time is exactly 1. 11 pm you are listening to
sand fm and now is the time for ‘IF - questions’ copied straight from daily viewers
of the mirrors of the world all – existing ’.
here are the questions my friends
If you ever get a chance to meet the future
president of United States of Africa what would you do?
if you think that J K Rowling will definitely be the next queen of kingdom of children though she is the one and only queen of all children’s Universe what would you suggest her that she should definitely do for them other than writing Harry potter? Any charity ?
If you get a single chance to help a woman
who lives far a way area who is struggling to find a job or start a self
employment of her own how are you going to help her?
If you think that you have some ability for
instance to write poetry how are you going to use your talents for the sake of
the human of this world?
If you think that you are outspoken than the
other women/men of your age do you think that you must be proud of that talent
or not if not why?
If you think that you are defeated or
competed by somebody for instance a member of your youth club do you think you
should take revenge and lead other ones too for taking revenge and enjoy what
you were doing or else you must think of the improvement of your own future by
steadying and strengthening your mind by learning or studying further well and
live a happy life?
If you think that you are the only woman/man
that face problem and struggles from the entire world what do you think of the
other women/men of this world who do not faced or do not face a single dispute
of any sort?
If you think that you can list good things or
help that you have offered or supported for the people around you starting from
your own family, siblings what can you write on top? And similarly if you think
you have done a single thing to confuse,
mislead, misguide, spoil any situations, mind of anyone what sort of doings
comes on top of your list?
If you think that education is a ladder for
success what do you think of the people who have not been up to a certain
accepted levels in their ladder of education and won life. What is the logic or
the rationale that you could find within that structure of achievements, or how
are you going to clarify, signify them?
‘Conscious mind contest’ for ‘any age
groups’
Here are the terms and conditions
You can’t use singular words when
answering
For instance
Yes
No
I
Mine
Cat
Dog
You can’t use same word twice
For instance; I went to market to
fetch a fish but there were no fish in the market because all gone for dried
fishing.
How many markets have I used in the sentence I
wrote?
So I am out of the competition ‘conscious
mind’
And
there are few other regulations and restrictions so listen carefully before you
entering in to the ‘ words are always better only when you use them wiser way’ competition
‘you can not use negative words? For instance
Never
Can’t
Don’t
Unable
Fail
Couldn’t
No
Not sure
But we
give fullest marks for all who use positive and encouraging words during the
contest.
Though the reality is
little hard to accept we do not always use our words only to improve , enhance
or promote our own or other people’s skills thinking we often misuse them for
personal or during private matter dealings.
Words are there to be respected shall not use them to hurt or confuse
people that is the core message , vision of the sand fm.
Thank you friends for
listening to sand fm …………………………..
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