Channel ‘S’

Life is so dull and hectic these days.   I thought it is good to change my profession (?) not professional , essay writing to  presenting this and that from here and there on Channel ‘S’, if the channel takes me in (but I got the programme with me, hacked) 

    

It is like eating an Ice cream or Helapa for a change without eating cakes or biscuit for tea at every tea break 

Don’t ask me how to make helapa, to learn how to cook helapa  you can watch  ‘Cook with ‘S’ every morning 6.30 – 7.30 

But let me cure your doubts until you watch cook with ‘S’ helapa is a eatery very locally made and cannot be found in the tables of English’s , Parties of French ‘s  

Yes I know, that you already aware, ‘cook with S’ presents and guides only to cook eatables  

So helapa can not be cooked with American Flour to get the real taste you need to add ‘ Kurakkan Flour’     

And there is very specific, specialty in this cooking you can not wrap helapa  with Banana Leaf if you wrap with banana leaf ‘ you will have to give it a new name not the same name’

So dear, viewers of Channel ‘S’ don’t ask any stupid questions during the session of question turn 

Like our Sri Devi asked her English Sir in English Vinglish ‘ , Why only kurakkan why not American Flour’

Please avoid asking such questions from the chef of cook with ‘S’ 

I am sure Mr. K3 G,  Very handsome , one and only Karan Johar or Muditha and Lahiru will not get angry with me for asking this ‘ shall we meet for a ‘ Polpala with Hakuru’ , again on Channel ‘S’ at not any pm but at suitable am ‘ 1 am’

Again POL PALA can not be found in the forests or jungles outside to Sri Lanka perhaps in Himalaya that too I am not quite sure 

Maybe you can browse the variety (POL PALA) dried version, nicely packed in the Markets such as Super markets  

and don't think of the literary meaning of the POL and Pala also  it is not POL and Pala it is POL PALA 

( POL = Coconut, Pala = Greens)

  

Not to worry I will not put you in to trouble asking ‘very serious’ questions like you guys ask your invitees  

I only ask very simple questions like ‘What is K 3 G’  

Alright let me give you the answer on the spot, channel ‘S’ always have very ‘direct answers’ not indirect versions 

The answer is ………………….

Noap you are not watching any ‘Grand Finale’s on Channel ‘s’ this moment, you are watching ‘Mehuna’ on Channel ‘S’ , will not repeat telecast , watch now not later 

So the answer is ‘ Kabhi Kushi Kabi Gam’ ( K3G) ,  I am personally very seriously proud about my mathematics Skills and talents,  who else will no?  (Don’t ask me to multiply million by million in public though)  

I am not sure about the Lahiru and Muditha I have a feeling that they might put me in to trouble because they are so used to questioning

‘Kawi Request Show’ – LIVE, Only on Channel ‘S’ 

‘ Maa weni bilinda wara wara langata Kenda duk sepa kumanda asana mithuro wena koinda ‘

Who will inquire ‘how are you’ from a child like me, like you do my friends 

You can dedicate any poem you like to anyone in the country or in the universe without really thinking too much  

I like to dedicate above kawiya to ‘Gajaman Nona’, the lady of yesterday 

I hope, Elapatha Mudali will not get angry with me for not dedicating the kawiya to the lady gajaman not to his handsome name 

Dear Viewers, Elapatha is not equal to Langa patha (near, very near) Often students misused language terms, I don’t lie check Oxford English Dictionary if you are not sure about it 

You can ask your Selestina to watch the programme  

Tram Car eke gihin Kawi Ahamuda Selestina  

Ada hawasata kawi maduwak channel S ekedi pewethwena

(There will be a poem, reciting gathering on Channel ‘S’, this evening)

Channel ‘S’ ‘Book Lovers’ specifically created for book lovers

Two good hearted teachers will be invited to hold a discussion about the two good books, that is Professor Chandra Gunawardena & Professor Mrs. Lekamge

Please Madame , Please do not refuse this invitation of channel ‘S’

These good books are ‘Written by ‘ Shashika & Rasika of the department of Secondary and Tertiary Education, OUSL  

Mrs. Rasika discusses education systems in three good countries (A comparison) The Japan, India, And America

And Mrs. Shashika discusses the importance of MOTIVATION in relation to management

Pardon me book lovers, will meet you with the Titles of the two books’ in the next Channel ‘S’ programme

Salon of Channel ‘S’ will describe ‘Bangles for party’, including how good it is to wear the bangles of peace, Nippon Walalu crafted by the gentlemen near river

Let’s move on to a short commercial break

Thank you for watching channel ‘S’, stay tuned